April Fools !!!! These Ladies Had Some Hilarious Entries To Our 'Professional Bridesmaid' Job Prank

  We got you!!! Actually we got more than 350 of you because we received over 350 resumes for our job opening for 'Professional Bridesmaid'. We included some REALLY ridiculous things in the job description- like sanitising guests hands before touching the bride, or singing to her when she gets nervous or updating her snapchat saying "Yay I'm married"  and yet, this seemed to be SUCH a popular job that we were flooded with resumes , cute answers and some super excited girls !! Sorry, girls but this was all part of an elaborate April Fools master plan, Awww, no worries girls - the silver lining to all this is that we actually went through each and every resume and shortlisted potentials for current openings. We will infact be in touch with some of you for some legit roles. Here were some of our most favourite entries  though....

The one who will plan a secret date

Simarpreet writes "I think I will be the perfect bridesmaid because I know how to calm a bride. First of all,call out for her closest of friends and plan a pajama party,with all the pagalpanti and craziness,crazy songs and bitchy girls talk because friends are the ones who can make you forget any difficulty in your life. Well,if there is the case of love marriage,bride might also need her groom a little earlier :p I may plan a secret date for them (obviously within the norms and beliefs of their respective families) . Playing on some family songs making all cousins dance....."

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The one who will bitch about the MIL

Tanaya writes " When a bride is feeling low, I will take her out for drinks and gossip about everything. Right from her mother in laws choice in clothes which I am sure she has opinions on to everything else"

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The one who will use Yoga

Kashmira writes " To calm a bride down, I will use breathing techniques, making her comfortable by asking her romantic story,by making her look forward to her honey moon & life , pep talk & arranging a meeting with the groom"

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The one with Multani Mitti

Roopsy writes" If the bride is stressing out because of a zit- i will suggest her a multani mitti and tea tree face pack( always works) plus it will pamper her and i will ask her friends to accompany her in this session, so she isnt bored. If she is stressing out about an ill fitting dress, simple, call the nearest tailor and ask him to fix it."

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The one with science behind it

Glory mentions " I am  a certified soft skills trainer. This skill at my helm shall help me be a bright support for the bride in reading her body language and rectifying it, improving her interspersonal skills when if she feels like snapping at someone while stressed and most importantly guide her in her stress manangement by talking to her, cut down on caffefine; alcohol and chocolates; watch her sleep and that she does not sleep over a fight or an argument. Pampering the right cord at the right time shall do the trick.

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Thanks for the giggles ladies. You girs are the CUTEST !