30 Random Things That Go Through A Girl's Mind When Buying Her Wedding Lehenga!

If you thought buying the engagement sari was hard, just wait till you start wedding shopping. Between the expectation to find "the one" and a gang of people offering up opinions left and right, the whole experience can be completely mind-boggling. Whether you're about to go to your final fitting or you’ve just started hunting here's what every girl thinks while searching for ‘that Kareena-wali wedding lehenga’! 1. Listen Sales boy, don't tell me this is a "Sabya-wala design" - I know those better than the multiplicative table of 2 . 2. Yawn. Yet another red lehenga with gold panels- Dude, I'm a bride not a tomato. 3. Hello ex-boyfriend! You'll see what you missed out on when you see my wedding pictures on snapchat 4. Hmm, what is that one she is trying on? Why didn't he show that to me? 5. Umm WHY do I have to show this to my mom -in-law??? Its MY wedding day, Im going to choose MYSELF. 6. More ghera, MORE MORE MORE. It has to be bigggg ! 7. Is this the same exact color that Neha wore to her wedding?. NEXT. 8. Hmm, one dupatta or two? Bhaiya, thoda draping style dikhao na 9. I wonder if he will think I look hot in this one, will he? Actually..who cares? 10. Why is this sooo heavy?! Can I walk in it? Oh I will, it's a Rohit Bal. 11. I need a flat tummy. Diet starting NOW NOW. Water diet starting today with a cube of cheese just so I don't faint. 12. I should have never bought my jewellery before picking the lehenga. What if that Jadau set won't go with this gota border? 13. Please say you like it mama. Why are you tiredddd, it's the 16th shop only? 14. I know I should have gone to Delhi! They have the best stuff there, plus better prices, better colours, better embroideries, better venues.......! 15. Can't this blouse be sexier?

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16. Could this sales guy BE any slower? 17. Why can’t this dupatta come with that lehenga set and that other blouse? I mean, I think I need to start my own design studio. 18. I should have started earlier! All the good ones have gone, woe is me! 19. Will it look pretty in my photographs. I should try my left angle? Will fuchsia look good in that angle? 20. Eep, wrong day to wear this bra . Shows through everything Im trying on! 21. Fit, perfect. Fabric, awesome. Price?......Papa will murder me! 22 What? You don't have this dupatta in pale pink or salmon or peach? Why are you even called a designer store? 23. More Can-can. More Kalis. More tassels. More zardosi / gota patti. Big. Bigger. better. More sexy. Less sexy. Not sexy! 24. Love my pink Manish lehenga. YAY YAY! ( 15 mins later) OMG, I hate pink. I want red. I want an Abu Jani lehenga, why did I buy Manish? 25. Can I buy a Sabya lehenga and make my blouse at my Santa Cruz tailor? #winwin. I'll get the dupatta from Chandni Chowk and am done. There. I can finally tell my friends I bought a Sabya. 26. My periods are on. Why am I so bloated? The lehenga is toooooooo tiiiigggghhhhhttt! 27. Where's my FREE tea? My FREE pair of shoes? My FREE zari potli? Why am I not getting any FREE stuff, I am here to buy a 30 grand lehenga! 28. Can we go eat chaat after this? 29. I want that Kareena kapoor-wali lehenga. Yes, that one in red, Exactly like that one she wore in 3 Idiots. But why is it 3 lakhs. Are you mad? Get me that Kareena lehenga in 60 grand, bhaiya. Period! 30. That Pinterest board of saris - is this one close to that fuchsia dupatta? Is it the same pink? And even better?