12 Things You'll Get If You Want A Simple Wedding!

If inviting a bazillion people to your big day is not your idea of a celebration – I hear you, missy! Not everyone wants a big, fat, Bollywood wedding; contrary to popular belief.

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Here are a few things you’re totally going to relate to if you want a simple, classy, intimate wedding.

1. You couldn’t care less if people wear heavier clothes than you.

This bride wants to be able to dance till she drops!

2. You have absolutely no intention of having a celebrity perform at your wedding.

Dear Honey Singh, don’t take this personally but my fiancé and I are the only celebrities this wedding needs!

3. You might even be thinking of giving those drone cameras a miss.

It’s a wedding; not a Hollywood production, people!

4. You DONOT want people to treat your Sangeet stage as an audition for Jhalak Dikhlaja.

You’d love for friends and family to shake a leg. You just don’t want them to put up a Broadway musical that never ends.

5. You’re okay with not having a thousand exotic dishes from all over the world.

Yeh shaadi hai – koi Masterchef ka episode nahin!

6. You’re also (very) keen on giving dance troupe performers, emcees, bubble makers, tarot readers, foot massagers, and ice sculptures a miss.

No. Just no.

7. It’s imperative that you know every guest personally.

Sorry chachi’s best friend’s neighbour – you aren’t invited after all!

8. You don’t want a month long extravaganza for your wedding.

You’d rather use all that extra leave time travelling with the husband!

9. You don’t mind your friends displaying how excited they are for your wedding on social media.

But you have absolutely no intention of hiring a social media team to make it go viral. *Shudders*

10. Ultimately, you want the wedding to be about you and your man and the journey you both are about to embark upon.

How is it ever going to feel like that if the number of guests amounts to the population of two small countries?

11. You don’t want the run up to the wedding to be so stressful that it turns you into a crazy person.

This dulhan is a Bridechilla and would like to keep it that way. Thankyouverymuch!

12. Weddings have become all about the show-off and the glamour but that’s something you definitely don’t want...

Because it was, is, and will always be about love! *Insert a big, fat AWWWW here*

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