10 Signs you are turning into a Bridezilla !

Hey, hey, calm down. We get it. It's your wedding. Everybody is driving you nuts. But are you turning into a bridezilla? Here are signs you are !

Photography by Suman Chakri

 

1. You cuss. A Lot.

“OMG what the #*@(!)!#%& do you mean I look fat?”, “Where the $%)*@& is my hair straightener?”, “are you %*#&@!% kidding me?” “I'm going to kill him/her!” Sounds like you? Congratulations, you're standing at the threshold of bridezilla territory! It all starts when you stop giving a $#@* (erm...) about your language. Instead, all you care about is whether the task you “assigned” is completed or not.

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2. You know the EXACT Pantone shade of the outfit you want

So we get you are a bride of today, and you know your mint from your olive, but lets keep the 'Bhaiya mujhe soft, warm peachy orange lehenga dikhao naaa' to a minimum here ladies.

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3. You get pissed at the drop of a hat.

How did the invitations people use lavender instead of lilac. MY Life is OVER now..Sob Sob Sob..

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4. Your pinterest board is now your home page

Because your 'Pinterest wedding' is an entity of its own.

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5. You wake up in the middle of the night having a 'wedding nightmare' 

Well, you give some, you get some. Are you often waking up in the middle of the night with crazy thoughts about minor things going wrong? *Beep* - Bridezilla alert!

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6. Your wedding updates are on FB, Twitter, Pinterest, Instagram... and on your personal wedding website too.

“OMG! Just 25 months left before we tie the knot! I better update everybody about my progress.” - and, that's all you can think of.

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7. You forget you have a fiance

Trading “fiance time” for your 15^th lehenga trial? Not cool, man. Amidst all the craziness, your fiance is one person who will slow you down, and make you feel at peace. Go out on a quick date, and share the wedding pressure you're both experiencing.

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8. You're crossing people's names off your invite list to save money for that drool-worthy Sabyasachi.

Come on, its crossed your mind.

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9. You follow only designers, makeup artists, decor and WedMeGood on Instagram

Who cares about your friend who just put that fabulous selfie while vacationing at the Amalfi Coast? You need weddingy updates 24/7 and everyone that is anyone that has something to do with weddings will get a follow from you.

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10. At work meetings, you are making a mental checklist of your honeymoon

Bikini-check, passport- check, visa-check, suntan lotion- $#@* I need to buy a suntan lotion!!!

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11. Your wedding is a competition and you need to emerge a winner

Because your wedding has to be SOOO much better than that moms friends daughters wedding who had the same vintage theme decor and your outfit is SOOO much more unique than hers.

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12. You randomly practice your dance routine in the middle

People think you are cray cray, but you are just perfecting that solo act of yours on the Sangeet! So, how much did you score? Tell us in the comments below. It's okay. We won't judge! ;)   - Veethi Telang